ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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