Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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