I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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