The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I forgot how hot balto sounded
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
