i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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