with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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