my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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