she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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