you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Randomize
