WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i out mim tonsoeep
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