No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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