yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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