Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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