White coat. Heels.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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