It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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