I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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