the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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