cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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