And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He did a backflip because drugs
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