We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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