i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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