so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I am available for nakedness
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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