You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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