Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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