Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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