whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So many bounce houses so little time
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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