So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Randomize
