Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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