I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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