try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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