i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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