Are we in a gay sports bar?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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