Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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