Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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