carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Randomize
