on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He uses pillows to masturbate.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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