he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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