I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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