I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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