Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
