Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
