She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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