come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He shit in the fireplace
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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