I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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