The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
it's like iHOP with fire
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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