Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
