i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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