I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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