love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
