first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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